We all need somebody to lean on
Girl to her “so-called” friends: “I mean, what exactly does she bring to our group of friends? I mean, with us, there’s like this spark. And, with her, I mean, she’s not really funny, she’s not really...
View ArticleYou rob that cradle girl!
Drunk girl: OH my god, there were like so many cute guys there! That one guy talking to you in the green shirt? Grrr… I would totally hook up with him! Though he did graduate high school the same year...
View ArticleHelp! My iPod displays a sad iPod icon … and that is because you are stupid.
20-something girl at Apple “Genius Bar” repair center, getting her iPod fixed because it got wet. Apple repair dude: “So how wet did your iPod actually get?”Girl: “Well, it was just ONE wave, so…”...
View ArticleWhen you know she’s not the one
Guy to Girl: I knew it could never work with her. I couldn’t talk about fucking her mom. –Clarendon
View ArticleIf by genius you mean self-imporant hipster, then yeah it’s a genius bar.
Apple Store guy: If you just sit tight, someone from the Genius Bar will be with you shortly.Guy with iPod issues: I have a real quick question. Do you think you could help me?ASG: No. I’m not one of...
View ArticleMore like a bat out of hell. . .
(Non-Jewish) Guy to Jewish girl: “I’ve decided that the question is not so much whether I’m going to hell, as how fast I’m going to get there. Like, will it be bullet train, or hot air balloon? Wait,...
View ArticleThose who can’t do . . .
Guy: “I started in aeronautical engineering. Got a 0.9 for my first semester and realized this just wasn’t working out. So I switched to education.” – Clarendon
View ArticleBut the grass would be so whiny!
Guy to Woman friend in line at Murky Coffee in Clarendon: The floor here is so chic. They must have been like, how can we make this floor look chic? Let’s strip off all of the tile. It’s so emo. Hey,...
View ArticleTicket in the gate. Not as good as Dick in a box, but I could see JT rapping...
6 PM at the exit gates of Clarendon Metro Station: Bewildered woman: “Excuse me, can I ask you a really dumb question? How do I get out of here?” Man: “Um, you mean the station?” Woman: “yes” Man: “you...
View ArticleI’d bet money this was outside of Clarendon Ballroom.
Drunk guy to drunk girl outside bar in Arlington after last call: “So slick, so sexy, just like you.” Just about made me gag
View Article
